he’ll be ready
to lay some phat beats down
nnts nnts nnts
My hopes and dreams lay in Heatwave getting a sexy new Larry the Cable Guy look
maybe with some huge elbow-high fireman gloves?? Just enough you can see his totally ghetto tattoo of the word “Fire” across a banner on a heart
also in fire
When they meet up for the first time, Heatwave will refuse to join his group of Rogues again until they have a song-and-dance off featuring the tunes of Foreigner’s Cold As Ice and The Trammps’ Disco Inferno
and then they find McCulloch
on a golf course
in a kilt
drinking beer
George is busy having a lovely afternoon tea and jammie dodgers with the bloated corpse of the Queen of a small blood pudding rendering plant. He wore his best jumper and cap, but they got blood on them during an argument.
He won’t join them until he finishes his afternoon cuppa
Oh god. I can’t stop laughing- help.
…why can’t you guys write the New 52?! I would buy the hell out of these comics!
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