
since James is Sir Not Appearing In This Film with new52, I’m gonna be over here in false happy land
and pretend Team Bad Idea meets with a traveling circus one day, hiding inside a reborn Giovanni Giuseppe. Len, knowing what the kid’ll grow into if he sticks with the circus, decides to nip that in the butt and for some ungodly reason gets the kid to drop out early. It seemed like a good idea at the time like causing horrific accidents that warp your teammates into the X-Men, but now they have this tiny circus squirt crawling all over everything and annoying the piss outta Axel
or tl;dr, Len found himself a pet translator parrot that apparently is immune to having a frosty bottom
“Caw! I’m a parrot!” “James no.” “I’m a Flying Jesse, Mr. Cold. It’s okay. I’m a professional.”
THIS
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